Life wisdoms

"Sadness and grief between the ears, joy and happiness between the legs" 

- Jari Tervo

"A woman is an object"

- Petri P.

"A man is a subject"

- Marika P.

"The whole body gets pleasure from a naughty head"

- Musk

"It's like playing Bridge. If you don't have a good pair, you better have a good hand"

- Higher education adviser Sarasvuo

"It's like snowfall. You never know how long it will last and how much there will be coming"

- Bon Atsa

"Your body is not a church. It's actually an amusement park"

- Uncle Nasse

"Older women are the best. They always think they're doing it for the last time and they give it their all"

- Ian Fleming

"My brain. My second favorite organ"

- Alpo Tervo

"I so much wish I could get back into the womb. No matter whose"

- Anatole Frances

"Having it at the age of 90 is just like playing billiards with a string"

- Neponen

"It's like money: It's nice to have it, but it's very obscene to talk about it"

- Antonia Berg

"It's pleasure is momentary, position ridiculous and cost prohibitive"

- Lord Chestr

"Not a single man can be held back all day by what's in store for the night"

- Anonymous leader of a women's college